What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the cloud date the fog?