What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
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What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
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What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
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