What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Which is the worst season?