What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Where do kittens go to school?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the foal cough?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
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