What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
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How do bears keep cool?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How do you get straight A's?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
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