What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?