What might you call waking up in the morning?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?