Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Which plant has the best roar?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?