What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How long do chickens work?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
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