How do you grill cheese?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?