What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

How does a squid go into battle?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?