What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
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