When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why should you not pamper a cow?