What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?