Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why did electricity win the race?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?