What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?