Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?