What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?