What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?