I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the goal post get angry?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Where do you take sick ponies?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?