Why don't ostriches fly ?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of books do boats write?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?