What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What utensil does water use to eat?