What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Which relative loves rice?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?