Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why are bakers so good at math?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?