What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where does breakfast live?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?