What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What stories are told by basketball players?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?