Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?