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What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

How much money does a skunk have?