What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
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What dog wears contact lenses?
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Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How did groundhogs get their name?
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What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
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