What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
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