What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
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What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the math book sad?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
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