Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.