What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's a henway?
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