What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What job in the NFLÂŽ is most competitive for boats?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
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