What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is the coolest country?
What's a henway?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
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