What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why are books always so angry?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Where do surfers go to school?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?