Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What car always breaks the rules?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?