Who is a house's favorite band?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What nationality are most fish?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?