Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

How does a witch play loud music?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's good for both poker and theater?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?