Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?