Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do math teachers love March?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's the most athletic footwear?
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