How do you send a message in the forest?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How does a barber get to work?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?