Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?