Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Which insect makes the best father?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What washes up on miniature beaches?