Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?