What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What is the strongest animal?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What sport can waiters play really well?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?