Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why are trees always so positive?

Which plant has the best roar?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?