What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?