Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What is the color of the wind?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?