What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What fish loves to play in a band?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

How are mountains able to see?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why was the spider so smart?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?