How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?