Why is oxygen so wealthy?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?