Which state has the best streets?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How do trees get access to the internet?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

How did the tree get lost?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?