What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
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