Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?