What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
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Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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