What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
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