Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?