What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?