Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?