What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?