What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why are baseball games at night?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?