Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

People are so hard on car mechanics.