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Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Where do T-Rexes shop?