When do flowers get their workout in?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Which plant has the best roar?