What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?