What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do fish do at parades?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?