What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why did the frog starve?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?