What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How do bears keep cool?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?