Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

How do you measure a millennial?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?