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A flaming-stay.
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Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
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Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
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Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do frogs get to work?
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