What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What was the first animal in space?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?