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I used to be addicted to not showering.

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why was the dog overweight?

How do frogs get to work?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?