What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How does a barber get to work?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What color are all the books in the library?