What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
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