What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?