Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
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Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the echo get detention?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
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