Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where do hamsters come from?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
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