Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
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What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
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