Why do cows like being told jokes?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?