What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

How long will dinner be?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What bee is good for your health?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?