What condiment has wings?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?