What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?