What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?