What's a duck's favorite ballet?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the goal post get angry?