What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?