Why did the fish blush?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?