What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?