Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?