What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

How do you arrest a pig?