Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the friendliest pen?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

It's allergy season again?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?