Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What did one plate say to the other?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

When does a horse talk?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?