What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?