My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?