Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
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