Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
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Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What makes a glow worm glow?
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What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which state has the best streets?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
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