Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
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What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the foal cough?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
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