Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
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