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Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why do bees gossip?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?