What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why do kids love theater classes?