What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?