Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?