Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?