How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What kind of books do boats write?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?