What car always breaks the rules?

Bears love exotic cars.

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What's the holiest insect?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What is a plant's favorite college course?