Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What type of car do planets buy?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why are winter days great?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?