What car can you only see twice a year?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How does a cow do math?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?