What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?