What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?