How do fish watch TV shows?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?