What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do cats wear to work?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?