What is an insect's favorite game?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What nationality are most fish?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do elves learn in school?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?