What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What season begins with a thud?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What day never takes itself seriously?