Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?