Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why do all the planets get along?

What words make the best athletes?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?