What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How do billboards talk?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How do you make a cow float?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
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