How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
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