Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?