Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What is the most attractive fruit?