Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why are all priests fit?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?