What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?