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What dog never pays attention in class?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

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What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

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What does a dog say before eating?

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