What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the echo get detention?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do fish use for glasses?