What condiment has wings?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

How do you make antifreeze?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did the confused bee say?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Where do polar bears store their money?