Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What did one plate say to the other?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
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