Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
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What name sounds like the past tense?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Do dads always snore?
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