Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Bears love exotic cars.

How does a barber get to work?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?