Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Do dads always snore?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?