Why did the cat go to medical school?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Which state is the cleanest?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?