What do you call a tired tree?
A sleepy hollow.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do rhinos charge?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
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