What do stars celebrate in December?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why do all the planets get along?

It's allergy season again?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the fish blush?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?