Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?