What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?