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What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

How long will dinner be?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do nosey peppers do?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?