What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
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What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
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