What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What says: oom oom oom?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
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