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Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the confused bee say?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?