What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How was the wedding?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do you get kids to do something?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
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