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An octopuss.
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What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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What condiment has wings?
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What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
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