What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
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How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
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