What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

How do you get straight A's?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?