What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
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