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What did the airline worker name her child?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

How does a barber get to work?

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