Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What country has the most fish?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why are goats so funny?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
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