Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Where do polar bears vote?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do cats wear to work?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?