What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How do you get kids to do something?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?