Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do rhinos charge?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?